Nah-Go Skills

9:05am
P1 – Baahar kyon khada hai yaar? Class hasn’t started?
P2 – Nahin, he has locked the room from inside.
P1 – Sahi, Chal breakfast karte hain. Which class was this btw?
P2 – Negotiation Skills.
P1 – hahaha, lets “negotiate” with him in that case. Kidding, chal yaar, I am hungry, breakfast karte hain.
By that time, P3, P4, P5 … P15, P16 had also gathered outside the class.

*At breakfast table*
P1 – What is the next class?
P3 – Same, Nego ka hi hai.

10:30am
Prof – I see more people in this class than the previous class.
P46 – Yes sir, some of them were late for the first class, so they have joined us.
Prof – But this is a “back-to-back” class. Should we allow these people to attend this class?
P32 – Sir, since today is the first class, I think we can allow them.
Prof – But, discipline is very important and we should ensure that we follow the timings since we are going to be budding managers.
P54 – Sir, we can give them a chance.
Prof - *Scratches head, chin* Nah-Go
P10 – Sir, what!?
Prof – NAH-GO

P1 to P16 (and P17) walk out of the class. Professor watches them in surprise, wants to speak, but before he could say anything more, all late comers were outside the class.

P8 – After a long time I have been thrown out of the class.
P3 – Hmmm, it was bad.
P17 – Kya hua people. Chalo, chalo, chalte hain.
P1 – Tu subah kahan tha. We didn’t see you when we were all standing outside the class.
P17 – I was inside the class. Got a chance to skip the second class hence came out with you guys.

Just then, P4, after a long deliberation, utters something.

P4 – Guys, I think, he was asking us to “Negotiate”.
P1 – Kya bakwaas kar raha hai. He clearly said, Nah-Go.
P4 – Precisely. He was asking us to “NEGO” - short for negotiate.
P12 – Shucks, and we thought, he was asking us to leave the class!
P17 (the guy who was there in the first class) – Chalo, chalo, chalte hain. Mast mausam hai, chill karte hain.

Regards,
Mridul Baldi